uma amiga enviou...

I know ive put this up somewhere before, but its work reading again! :D
You Know You're Brazilian When...
-You didn't know anything about bills until you went to the US.
-You the only one wearing speedos to the beach or pool!
-You like Guarana better than Coke.
-If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m.
-You know who Xuxa and Pele are.
-Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday.
-You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses.
-BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer.
-You are the loudest person in the room.
-You got a Brazilian flag hanging from your car's rearview mirror.
-If you´re travelling to Brazil, instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbour, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it.
-If you´re in the US, you either live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts.
-You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over.
-An ideal woman is a woman with small breasts and a big butt.
-You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you.
-You can dance.
-Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.
-You take soccer too seriously.
-You go to a birthday party,and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home.
-You know what Capoeira is.
-You know a lot about Samba and Pagode.
-You`ve studied the history of almost every country.
-You eat rice and beans at least 6 days a week.
-Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter, and a piece of cake.
-Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian.
-You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, amd Carmem Miranda are.
-You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana.
-You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore.
-You know how to play dominoes and cards.
-You don't care about race or color. And once you go to the US, you realize what racism means.
-You have a sense of fashion.
-You wear havaianas..a lot!
-You know how to play volleyball and handball.
-You´re always taking pictures everywhere you go.
-You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.
-You know how to party, and if the party isn't over after 5am...its not a party!
-Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation.
-You know what feijoada and pave are.
-Your favorite drink is Caipirinha.
-You dress up to go to the supermarket.
-You spend a entire day at the beach.
-You are too friendly.
-You're proud to be Brazilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brazilian friends!

... pra vc não ficar igual a quem fala tanto

Hoje acordei com essa frase. Não falavam comigo. Eu é que como sou bico, pesquei ela no ar. Como discussão não rende preferi não me manifestar, mas....
não tenho sangue de barata. Então aí vai a resposta!

Não dá pra ficar como eu porque tal pessoa já está atrasada. O que eu faço hoje, faço com conhecimento de causa, faço porque escolhi fazer e não por falta de opção ou preguicite aguda, como é o caso. Faço até pra evitar o universo. Acho que também pode ser o caso, mas você não pensaria assim.
É preciso ver que tal pessoa e eu estamos em diferente estado da vida e experimentamos situações bem distintas.
A frase acima virou um insulto quando todo o passado foi deixado de lado. A situação de duas pessoas foram analisadas isoladamente do tempo/espaço em que elas existem e já sabemos que análises como essa são sempre furadas... tendênciosas... uma verdadeira merda.
É por isso que não sei se concordo com o ditado que é melhor ouvir a ser surdo!!!!